Cracked 5 … December 12th, 2017


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 If Amazon Sent a “Complete Christmas Package” for You and Me from Bethlehem.gov it would include:

A. One carton of the finest virgin olive oil from the Middle East

 

B. Three shepherd pies from the ovens of Scotland

 

C. The complete video series of The Three Stooges–lots of wise-crackin’ from the “stars”

 

D. Matching lambs-wool, angel-soft sweaters from Jerusalem International Fashion Gala

 

E. The latest book: “Nighttime Meditations for the True Seeker” by Joseph Carpenter

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Cracked 5 … September 20th, 2016

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Other Explanations for Jesus Walking on the Water

A.  A movie pitch was accidentally released to the public, of a film treatment by Simon Peter

 

B.  Jesus flew over the sea most of the way, and decided to walk the last few steps

 

C,  Experimental water skis fueled by olive oil, wine and smashed figs

 

D.  The original Gospel writer thought the story needed some punching up

 

E.  Dead drunk disciples

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