Cracked 5 … August 22nd, 2020

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Cracked 5

Activities That Have Drastically Changed During Social Distancing

A. Tag

 

B. A frisky game of Twister

 

C. Bicycle built for two

 

D. Intimate wood splinter removal

 

E. Sex as we configure it

 

 

 

 

1 Thing That Stalls Our Ego … August 17th, 2020

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Pain

It pains me to confess to you how essential pain is to the human experience.

Without this aggravation, we are in danger of becoming self-righteous—feeling invincible, and dare I say, claiming to be a chosen race or a Super-people.

We are not known by our victories but are qualified by our failures.

It is pain that lets me know what my brothers and sisters are feeling.

During this pandemic, it has been essential for each of us to feel some of the pain of the virus to remain empathetic to those whose lives have been stolen through it.

Merely losing dollars and being inconvenienced still softens our hearts a little bit—considering the ultimate cost of taking our last breath.

I don’t know who we are without pain.

All of our heroes struggle.

All of our saviors die.

And all of our comrades suffer in the trenches with us, as we endure the infliction.

Pain prevents us from becoming irrationally self-important.

No one likes pain.

No one wants pain.

It is why, on occasion, we all require pain.

 

Cracked 5 … July 11th, 2020

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Things That Don’t Seem Quite as Interesting Since the Arrival of the Pandemic

1. Virtual anything

 

2. A vacation from work

 

3. Halloween masks

 

4. Spending time with the fam

 

5. Home schooling

 

 

 

Cracked 5 … May 23rd, 2020

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Great Ideas for This Year’s Graduates

 

A. Stand six feet apart and shoot off fireworks.

 

B. Have your diploma driven by your house in a convertible, displayed by a sorority girl.

 

C. Laugh, and call yourselves “The Classless of 2020.”

 

D. Make sure to quarantine your diploma for two weeks until it’s safe to handle.

 

E. Formal mask and gown

 

 

Scrambles … May 19th, 2020

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Take a few minutes and unscramble this week’s inspirational thought from the words provided:

   

again

taking

am

granted

looking

I

for

forward

things

to

P. S.  Find the unscrambled answer in today’s jonathotsjr.com

Cracked 5 … May 9th, 2020

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Things That Can Be Done if There Is No Football Season

A. Have five guys sit around a room tossing a football until somebody drops it. Repeat.

 

B. The great “Nachos Off.” (No vegetarians, please.)

 

C. Watch re-runs of classic games and pretend you don’t know who wins.

 

D. Be absolutely thrilled that there was also no baseball season.

 

E. Turtle races on back patio. Loser makes soup.

 

 

Cracked 5 … April 4th, 2020

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Things That May Never Be Quite as Appealing After the Pandemic Ends

 

A. The phrase “going viral.”

 

B. Spending some quality time with the family.

 

C.  The come-on, “You give me fever.”

 

D. “Let’s shake on it.”

 

E. Oral sex.

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