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To Remember if You Find Yourself in the Midst of a School Shooting
1. Don’t worry about your books or obtaining a hall pass
2. Don’t be a hero–get the hell out of there
3. Spend the rest of your life standing against violence in any form
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Cracked 5 … February 27th, 2018
Jonathots Daily Blog
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Other Names Being Considered For “School Shooting” to Give Television Commentators a Little Variety
A. Hall cleansing
B. S. H. O. T. Score
C. Early Dismissal
D. NRA Pep Rally
E. Homecoming
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