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Reasons You Suddenly Come Up With On the Spot Why You Woke Up During Spring Break With a Hangover, Your Best Friend Lying Next to You in Your Bed
A. He had a nightmare roaming the halls, seeking cuddly comfort
B. He got chilly, blanketless
C. He peed his bed, then drifted in your direction
D. Hostile bedbugs in his room
E. He lost his clothes at strip poker and had nowhere else to go