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A. Being a prostitute frees up daytime hours to go to the clinic
B. Proof that penis size doesn’t matter
C. Flashy clothes
D. Education in the court system
E. Simplifies things–all men are named “John”
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Cracked 5 … November 2nd, 2019
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Lame, Scary Costumes Rejected by Everyone for Halloween
A. An IRS agent
B. Gonorrhea, dressed as a red, swollen penis
C. A muscular guy in a black t-shirt with the word “HOLY” written across his pecs in gold
D. Dressed as your girlfriend. (Not sweet—weird.)
E. Any costume you have to explain.
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