Cracked 5 … August 29th, 2020

Jonathots Daily Blog

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Things We Learned from the Political Conventions

A. They can easily be done without balloons or hats.

 

B. Hookers got two weeks off.

 

C. The other guy is a crazy, communist, conservative.

 

D. Smiling is not always friendly.

 

E. Nothing.

 

Cracked 5 … May 18th, 2019

 

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Jonathots Daily Blog

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Some Very Unnecessary Political Insults (But Curious)

A.  Demobrats

B.  The Congrossman

C.  Repukelicans

D.  Fixed News

 E.  Electoral Kindergarten

 

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Cracked 5… August 18th, 2015

 Jonathots Daily Blog

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Treats Offered at the Iowa State Fair ALREADY Named and Geared for the Presidential Candidates

 

A. Corny Dogs

 

B. Deep Fried Twinkies

 

C. Flip-Flop Burgers

 

D. Turkey Legs

 

E. Soft-Serve(r)

 

 

 

 

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