Cracked 5 … September 8th, 2018

---

Jonathots Daily Blog

(3789)

Signs Your Staff Might Have Turned Against You

A. Those scamps have hidden your pens and paper clips

 

B. Secretary brings morning cup of warm piss

 

C. Readily resuming resumés

 

D. Muffled giggling when you walk away

 

E. Have New York Times on speed dial

 

 

The producers of jonathots would humbly request a yearly subscription donation for this wonderful, inspirational opportunity