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3 Three Things That Chase Each Other Like Little Puppies
1. Kindness, smiles, generosity
2. Alert, creative, productive
Cracked 5 … November 21st, 2017
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Best Reasons Ever to Give as Excuses for Over-Eating
A. “I am secretly feeding an unborn twin.”
B. “My dead mother living in the basement insists that I eat 7,000 calories a day or she will start killing young women who stay at the motel we own.”
C. “My tape worm just had triplets.”
D. “God has warned me in a dream that we are headed for seven years of famine.”
E. “An English charity has offered a challenge–for every pound I gain, they will give a pound to operate on puppies who cannot bark.”
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