Cracked 5 … September 12th, 2020

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Evidence the Latest Tell-All Book Has Told Too Much

 

A. Your mother is quoting from it.

 

B. Top rock and roll band is using it for lyrics.

 

C. Dammit, you can’t help yourself. You have read it twice.

 

D. Yet you are pleased that Harrison Ford might play you in the movie.

 

E. It’s a guarantee that you will get both the sympathy and the pathetic vote.