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Reasons Why Consuming Road Kill in Beverly Hills is Illegal
A. Could be someone’s chinchilla coat that fell out of a box from the Rolls on the way to Goodwill
B. High in cholesterol and saturated fats
C. PETA wants the body for an autopsy in helping to track down the murderer
D. No available garnishes or condiments
E. Really, really, really ga-rosss-icky-poo!
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