Jonathots Daily Blog
(3600)
The Gospel writers had a really stiff drink to mix to stir together all the ingredients to write the cocktail of the life of Jesus.
First and foremost, let me tell you as a writer, Matthew, Mark, Luke and John are not books. They are long short stories–an oxymoron. The number of words in each Gospel is about the same as a big short story.
So with an economy of words and phrases, these gentlemen set out to capsulize what is arguably the most interesting life ever lived. On top of that, they had the problem of being infested with some agendas of their own. Each one of them was intent on convincing the reader that Jesus was Messiah/Anointed One/Christ/Son of God.
They were also pretty pissed off with the Jewish leaders. This is reflected in many references. And they certainly wanted to compete with each other in the retelling of the resurrection.
I offer this preface because in a good overview of their works, there are only a few times that each of them include the same stories.
- Crucifixion
- Resurrection
- Feeding of the five thousand
These are in all four Gospels. And in Matthew, Mark and Luke–the Synoptic Gospels–one other particular story is included by this trio of authors.
It seems to be a rather insignificant tale–matter of fact, I doubt if it makes its way into many sermons. But it was very important to Matthew, Mark and Luke.
On a Sabbath, the disciples were walking through a field of wheat and picked some of it because they were hungry. The story-tellers are clear that the disciples take the kernels and grind them in their hands to “get the good stuff to eat.”
The significance? According to the Pharisees, it was permissible to pick the wheat but you couldn’t grind it in your hand and eat it–not on the Sabbath. That was work. Therefore, if you were hungry, you would have to take the wheat home and wait until the next day to eat.
It is the travesty of the religious mind–to manufacture a God who is so displeased with us that He demands we function in uncomfortable contortions to receive His favor.
In this story, the Pharisees complain to Jesus.
Now, Jesus is not a diplomat. He is not determined to offend the Pharisees, but every time he did, refused to pull back from his position.
He told these fellows that King David ate the shewbread that was reserved for holy days and for the priests. His army was hungry. No one died.
Jesus explained that the Sabbath was a time to do good and not evil. It was an occasion to fulfill mankind’s needs instead of heaping heavy burdens on them.
Knowing that the Pharisees would be quite unwilling to criticize King David, he offered this argument while simultaneously insisting the his disciples should be granted the full measure and respect that David deserved.
Then, in the story, Jesus tells the Pharisees that they should learn mercy and not sacrifice–otherwise they will spend their whole lives attacking innocent people.
And if that wasn’t enough to fully flummox these religious leaders, he closed off by saying, And by the way, “I am the Lord of the Sabbath.”
This story was important to Matthew, Mark and Luke. It sniffed of their Master. It smelled like Jesus.
For they experienced and knew that Jesus was a champion for the human race and would not tolerate anyone attacking people, especially if it were being done in the name of God.
Damn it to hell, you don’t pick wheat and then not eat it. It is illogical, irrelevant, irreverent and inhuman. Jesus didn’t come to turn human beings into gods.
Jesus was the personification of God turning himself into a human being.
The producers of jonathots would humbly request a yearly subscription donation of $10 for this inspirational opportunity
G-Poppers … April 6th, 2018
Jonathots Daily Blog
(3634)
“GEE-WHIZ,” said G-Pop with an emphatic sigh.
There seems to be a series of “G” words tumbling off of people’s lips, going a bit haywire.
It starts with “GOD.”
G-Pop sat back last week and watched the more ceremonial, Druid aspects of the Christian faith take over in an attempt to temporarily get us to believe in a God who manipulates circumstances, destroys lives and “tunes” fate to produce human sacrifice, which is supposed to be an atonement for our horrific sins. The New Testament refers to Him as “God the Father,” but apparently, for a brief period, Daddy became “God the Executioner,” who went against His own abhorrence for animal sacrifice and laid a big, fat, bloody, smeary death on Jesus of Nazareth.
Then there’s “GAY.”
G-Pop wants the gay community to have all the rights, privileges and benefits as beautiful American citizens. But is it necessary for everything to suddenly be gay? There’s a sniff in the air that we should all become a little gay ourselves, to confirm that we’re open-minded enough to accept the full alphabet of the gay community, which grows by a consonant every day. LGBTQ(RSUV).
“GUNS.”
Is there anything that we, as human beings, own and admire and do not eventually use? G-Pop has been around guns in his life, and every time he did so, he wanted to shoot one. We shouldn’t be questioning whether people should have guns–but it might be good to ask what they plan on doing with them. Because guns may not kill people, but bullets do, and it is very difficult to own a gun without eventually wanting to put a bullet in it and find out how it works.
“GREED.”
G-Pop wonders if the only way to make America great again is money. Is it possible that we could be great in compassion? Was Ronald Reagan correct when he envisioned us as a city set on a hill, to be a beacon-light to the world? Or should we just present our P&L statement at the end of the year, and as long as we’re in the black, “God is good.”
“GRUMBLING.”
When did we start believing that something we despise in other people–complaining–is permissible for us to do? If you don’t want to hear G-Pop spout his grievances, then please don’t establish a lifestyle of grumbling, thinking it makes you sound grown-up, mature and thoughtful.
And finally, “GOODNESS.”
When did goodness become a joke–something to be avoided because it is naive and doesn’t understand how life really functions?
Gee-whiz. G-Pop would like to sum it up:
God is a Father, not a murderer.
Welcome, gays, to America, where you are free to love whomever you want to.
I hope you will enjoy your gun, as long as you help me keep them out of the hands of people who are bent on killing.
Would you consider joining G-Pop in being greedy for generosity?
And while you’re at it, can you set aside your grumbling and take five minutes to see if you can’t balance it with your blessings?
And finally, why don’t each and every one of us make “Oh, my goodness” a reality instead of an exclamation of bewilderment?
The producers of jonathots would humbly request a yearly subscription donation of $10 for this inspirational opportunity
Share this:
Like this:
Tags: America, bullets, Christianity, city set on a hill, Druid, fate, G-Pop, gay, generosity, God, God the Executioner, greed, grumbling, guns, Jesus of Nazareth, LGBTQ, New Testament, P&L statement, Ronald Reagan, sacrifice