Cracked 5 … August 4th, 2015

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Ways to Avoid Being Eaten by a Shark

A. Don’t swim in a salt water and seaweed marinade

 

B. Do swim very close to fatter people

 

C. Wear medieval leg armor

 

D. Spray lots of blood into the water two miles away

 

E. Tap dance. Sharks hate Broadway.

 

 

 

 

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