3 Things … January 9th, 2020

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That Seem Good but Ultimately Go Nowhere

 

1. Promises

 

 

2. Patriotism

 

 

3. Partying

 

Sit Down Comedy … December 13th, 2019

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Sit Down Comedy

The fellow told his buddy that he just saw the fattest guy he had viewed in months.

The lady at the deli remarked that she had met the kindest man.

The woman recalled that forty years earlier she was sexually harassed by a dude who was silly and too flirtatious.

The family on Laurel Street thanked God for the gentleman who helped pay their rent.

The little boys were so excited about meeting the guy at the mall, who they knew must be the real Santa.

The audience gave a standing ovation for the masterful performance.

The mentally ill man lamented the asshole he insisted ruined his life.

The married couple was humbled by the counsel from the man who assisted them in saving their union.

The sister-in-law was bitter because the brother missed his mother’s funeral.

The waitress stared at the huge tip in her hand, which came from the stranger.

The landlord was offended that his tenant skipped out, leaving unpaid rent.

The reader was transformed by the author’s prose.

In all cases, the person lamented and loved…

…is me.

3 Things … December 12th, 2019

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To Finish Your Year with Style

1. Make peace with everyone you’re fighting with, even if it’s just a temporary truce.

 

 

2. Forgive yourself for the blunders of the past year and be grateful for grace.

 

3. Bless yourself and clean out your closet of what you don’t need—and give it away.

 

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3 Things … December 5th, 2019

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That Every Christmas Season Should Embrace

 

1. Simply warming up your “everything” until you finally reach your heart.

 

2. Purposely paying for a stranger’s lunch.

 

 

3. Sitting with people and singing the songs that make you laugh and cry.

 

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1 Thing You Can Do That Always Works–Any Day, Any Way and Any Time

Find a Way to Make Fun of Yourself

Yes—in a good-natured, good-hearted and jovial way, point out one of your flaws before it becomes completely evident to the entire room.

And if such a foible is not a foregone conclusion, then surprise people with something they didn’t know about you and demonstrate your fearlessness about being candid concerning your status.

For in a world of touting accomplishments, making promises and trying to one-up the competition, such a piece of farce and revelation will always give you the attention of the room.

I will tell you why.

There are three possible reactions to your self-deprecation and all of them are good. (Can you beat that?)

Reaction One After You Make Fun of Yourself

“That person is really funny—and on top of that, humble.”

It is difficult to fail if you can find the good cheer in life while maintaining your own humility.

Reaction Two After Making Fun of Yourself

“Don’t put yourself down like that. You must have trouble with self-esteem—because you look great!”

They may think they’re rebuking you, but actually, they’re praising you. Also, they’re saying the words out loud that you want them to think.

Final Reaction After You Make Fun of Yourself

“Look at how people are beaming, just because he made a joke on himself. I’m jealous. Maybe I should be more forthcoming.”

Yes, you will discover that poking fun at yourself will lead to a competition of other people to make fun of their weaknesses.

For after all, I don’t know who thought it was a good idea to “blow your own horn.”

But since there’s always a chance you might hit some sour notes, you might be wise to warn the audience that you don’t play all that well.

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3 Things … November 14th, 2019

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You Can Do When They Play the National Anthem

 

1.  Sing (off-key, if you wish)

 

2.  Hug a loved one amorously and startle your neighbor

 

3.  Go get a hot dog—short lines Donate Button

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3 Things … November 7th, 2019

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That Are Most Noticeable About You

 

1.  Do you smile or frown?

 

2.  Do you step up or step back?

 

3.  Can you answer a question without launching into an explanation?

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