Cracked 5 … February 7th, 2017

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Items for Super Bowl Parties Ignored and Marked Down the Day After at the Wal-Mart Deli

A. Sweet and sour turtle eggs

 

B. Patriot Stew–fermented Georgia peaches in red-eye gravy with ground falcon

 

C. Tofu wings with triple-hot purple hummus

 

D. Seaweed chips and shark-gut dip

 

E. Ever-graying sushi

 

 

 

 

 

PoHymn: A Rustling in the Stagnant …March 4, 2015

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(I am a) Magnificent Mess

 

I am a sinner

Likewise, a saint

Can be a winner

Also an “ain’t”

Catch me caring

Amazingly daring

Believer in truth

Demanding more proof

Reach for the sky

Swear and lie

Cuddle and kiss

Often I miss

Made divine

Crossed the line

Lost my place

Outer space

Full of talk

Absent walk

Struttin’ spunky

Feelin’ funky

Taking it on

Run and gone

Giving my best

Surviving the rest

Praying for the sick

Run away quick

Giving a buck

Wishing them luck

I am a king

Acting as a slave

Bird on the wing

Crashing to my grave

Time is my friend

Waiting for the end

I am color-blind

While blinded by color

Keeping it real

To privately conceal

For in every shark

There’s a large-mouthed bass

And in every horse

A little ass.

 

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