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Dear Woman: Why aren’t you dressed?
Dear Man: I am dressed.
Dear Woman: I mean dressed for church.
Dear Man: Because I’m not going.
Dear Woman: Why?
Dear Man: Because I don’t want to.
Dear Woman: I wish you had told me. I could be snoozin’.
Dear Man: You should go.
Dear Woman: Why should I go?
Dear Man: Because it’s your place.
Dear Woman: I don’t even know what that means.
Dear Man: It means I think that church is for men and against women. Sometimes I just get tired of it.
Dear Woman: I don’t think that. I believe God loves all of us.
Dear Man: God’s not the problem. And Jesus is a great salesman for the cause. It’s the book that bothers me.
Dear Woman: The Bible?
Dear Man: Exactly. The book is not kind to women. It’s filled with innuendo, it’s often condescending and it promotes…well, it promotes what I call “the nasty nonsense.”
Dear Woman: You really must tell me what that means.
Dear Man: Okay. Here it is. God creates man so man serves God. God creates woman to be ruled over by man. Woman, a secondary creation, has the responsibility to tend to the kids. And the kids…well, they’re supposed to remain quiet.
Dear Woman: I don’t believe that.
Dear Man: I don’t believe it, either. But the book is used by people who are stuck in an ancient time zone, promoting the inferiority of women and the predominance of men.
Dear Woman: Not the whole Bible.
Dear Man: I get that. But saying that the Bible does not place woman in a subjected position is similar to insisting that “Gone With the Wind” is not about slavery because Scarlett O’Hara dresses nicely.
Dear Woman: So you throw the whole thing out because of “the nasty nonsense?”
Dear Man: No, but I just get tired of it. Even at our church–we have a female pastor. But the other ministers in town don’t respect her. There are men in the congregation who don’t consider her to be the shepherd of the flock. It’s because they have these verses in the Bible that make them feel superior to a woman who actually has much more understanding than they do.
Dear Woman: So how does it help for you to stay away from church?
Dear Man: I just get tired of pretending. I get tired of being hypocritical. They read verses I don’t believe in and don’t agree with. And I’m supposed to “amen” and keep quiet because women “are to be silent in the church.”
Dear Woman: Our church doesn’t believe that.
Dear Man: But our church doesn’t fight that, deny that and stand against it.
Dear Woman: So let me play devil’s advocate. What do you think those verses mean, that talk about a woman’s position in relation to a man?
Dear Man: I think they were written by inspired men who had not yet freed themselves of all their lack of inspiration.
Dear Woman: So they just threw it in?
Dear Man: Yeah, basically.
Dear Woman: So let’s make a deal. Since you know I don’t feel that way, why don’t we go to church together and be the contradiction?
Dear Man: Okay. If you’ll let me take you out to brunch afterwards.
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