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Best Ways to Win a College Football National Championship
A. Carefully find legal steroids.
B. Pray before the game, cheat during the game, drink after the game.
C. Confiscate all the college finance for really cool, shiny helmets
D. Have plenty of colorful players–as long as they don’t date your daughters.
E. Be grumpy and surly and insist it’s because you are a relentless perfectionist.
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