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Signs Spring Has Sprung

A.  Warmer weather thaws out the dog turds

 

B.  Nature is humping all around you

 

C.  Companies try desperately to make Easter non-religious

 

D.  Pants too warm, shorts too cold

 

E.  Spring cleaning is exposed as a farce

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Cracked 5 … October 11th, 2016

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 Other “Locker Room Talk” That Donald Trump Could Try

A.  “Does anyone have an extra towel?”

 

B.  “Hey, Bob! I think I’m wearing your jock strap!”

 

C. “Do I look fat in these shorts?”

 

D.  “Has anyone else ever had this rash?”

 

E.  “Wow! Look at your pop quiz! How did you score with it?”

 

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