Cracked 5 … July 27th, 2019

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Social media was set ablaze this week when a YouTube of Tom Brady jumping off a cliff into a lake with his six-year-old daughter became a great source of controversy and criticism.

So in our Cracked 5 this week, I would like to offer:

Real Things Tom Brady Should Not Do with His Six-Year-Old Daughter

 A.  Share a six-pack.

 

B.  Send her to a Baptist church where she learns to be submissive to men.

 

C.   Tell her there is a monster lizard living under her bed.

 

D.  Inform her she is only worth 74 cents on the dollar.

 

E.  Introduce her to his “tight end.”

 

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Cracked 5 … March 21st, 2017

 

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Matters Which Traumatize the Number 6

A.  Inexplicably forced to pick up sticks with 5

 

B.  Hoodlum family members getting mixed up in 6-packs

 

C.  Forbidden to gather with two others 6’s, lest they be accused of being the Anti-Christ

 

D.  Still tormented by the close call of when seven eight nine.

 

E.  There IS a difference. 6 of one is better than half-a-dozen of another!

 

 

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