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Other Than Eve, Options Considered for Adam to Have Companionship
A. A football-watching kangaroo who can jump to get snacks.
B. A poker-playing dog who is really good at counting cards.
C. A trunkless, small elephant to alleviate jealousy.
D. A serpent who has really funny stories about tempting women.
E. A conversational, easily satisfied love seat.
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