Cracked 5 … January 5th, 2019

 

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Jonathots Daily Blog

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Beautiful Aspects of Winter

 

 A.  The ecstasy of scraping ice off car windows

 

B.   Brings people together in four-or-five-car pile-ups

 

C.   Mittens turn hands into flippers

 

D.  Testing theory of “freezing balls off”

E.  Making snow women boobies

 

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