Cracked 5 … July 6th, 2019

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What to Do with Leftover July 4th Crap

 A. Use remaining sparklers as nightlights in baby nursery

 

B. Use hamburger buns as mini-frisbees

 

C. Set off firecrackers to frighten termites

 

D. Potato salad tacos!!

 

E. Argue politics with your neighbor, who noticed that the flag you hung up near your mailbox was not standard military design and size.

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Cracked 5 … July 7th, 2015

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Items Left Over After the July 4th Celebration

 

A. Two probably perfectly good uncooked T-bone steaks that Picky Pam said “smelled funny.”

 

B. An odd-looking bottle of untouched blue liquor labeled “George Washington Whiskey.”

 

C. A ruined Uncle Sam goatee that came unglued from your face and fell into the guacamole.

 

D. Two boxes of sparklers that failed to ignite because the cat peed on them.

 

E. Two packs of tofu hotdogs that you bought, but your vegetarian buddies from work failed to show up.

 

 

Uncle Sam

 

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