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Really Lame Reasons Given for Owning Slaves
A. Teaching them about “the love of Jesus.”
B. Knew they would be good at ball sports.
C. Got them out of their really hot jungles.
D. White kids are no “cotton-pickin'” good.
E. Hell–they were on sale.
The producers of jonathots would humbly request a yearly subscription donation of $10 for this wonderful, inspirational opportunity