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I Am Sleepy
I am sleepy
I’m not allowed
It is not time
I am grown up
Not a little kid
Why do they hate naps?
They like rollercoasters
That seems kinda normal
But some don’t like hotdogs
Perverted little twerps
I want to sleep
Or maybe a drink
Not alcohol, just water
Then I’ll have to pee
More movement instead of slumber
Maybe I could doze for a moment
But I hate that startled wake-up
Convinced everyone is staring
Why do I feel so lazy?
Well, not lazy–just drowsy
Say “drowsy” slowly
Sounds drowsy, right?
Maybe I have sleeping sickness
Don’t you have to get bit for that?
A tsetse fly
Someone made that up
They are laughing at me somewhere because I used it
There are other words like that
Monkeywrench
Tic-tac
Mountain oysters
Sushi
Yeah, some guy in Japan knows it means “poop”
The Japanese are laughing at us
Mainly me
At least they are sleeping now
They are in bed
Time zones
I am sleepy
Zoned out
Trying to stay awake
By being clever
But it’s “sleepy clever”
Which just seems silly
When you’re really awake
No one is looking
Just a second
40 winks
Maybe 44
What is that?
Did I just nod off?
I definitely lost 10 minutes
If you find them, call me
But not until later
Right now … I am sleepy.
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