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A Hellish Dream
I dreamed I went to hell
It did not go very well
I expected to see killers
And there were the Millers
Who lived on Sunset near Bell
They sat eating Sunday taters
Gossiping like all known traitors
Believing themselves to be fine
A little whine with their dine
Complaining about the colored waiters
Nearby was Banker Bill
Consuming his usual fill
Speaking with great shock
Of losing on a stock
Failing to make a kill
The reverend droned a common prayer
The carpenter complained about his chair
The mayor looked for babies to kiss
The widow wept for the husband amiss
An agreement that life was unfair
The day finished with a yawn
Dusk coming to complete the dawn
The souls waddled to their places
With sadness etched upon their faces
Time to mow the lawn.
Hell was not what I thought
Things sold, others bought
It was just extremely bland
Like a beach without the sand
Ignorance refusing to be taught.
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