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The Middleland
I was born, begins the tale
Will I win or surely fail?
“Be yourself” was what they said
It left me lonely, cold and dead
Dreaming big was a huge mistake
Tooting my horn–such a fake
Charity begins in the home, you see
The family is everything–all to me
“Don’t trust strangers” was the plan
Made me blind to my fellow man
“Don’t be weird”–people will talk
Stand real tall when you walk
A man is a man, a woman is a mother
Stick with your skin, avoid the other
Black is black and white is right
Don’t take that shit–stand and fight
Believe in God once a week
Say the words but don’t be meek
Cheat if you must but keep the trust
Sin when you’re down but far from town
Smile at them you know real well
Accept the neighbors, send the rest to hell
America is good–right or wrong
Honk and cuss, don’t wait too long
Be slow to try the newer ways
Be normal and proud all your days
Find your hate and press it down
Create a face, your personal frown
Be thankful for what you’ve got
But always know it’s not a lot
Seasons come, seasons go
Plant the corn, watch it grow
Babies born, grandma dies
Promises are made, everyone lies
I was born in the Middleland
Control your life, keep things in hand
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