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Other Things That President Trump Might Choose to Ban
A. Cholesterol from eggs (and that’s no yolk!)
B. News from the Media
C. Chubby Strippers
D. Democrats from Congress (maybe Republicans, too)
E. Bannings
Cracked 5 … December 13th, 2016
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Evidence the World is Flat
A. It’s really, really hard to find anyone who is sharp
B. Everything seems to roll down the alley toward the gutter
C. You can see Russia from your house
D. Responses lack passion, little inflection
E. Water ain’t curvy, stupid
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Cracked 5… November 10th, 2015
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Nearly Famous People or Events Whose Names Just Happen to Rhyme with Benghazi
A. Sven Losney, a young Norwegian skier who failed to make the Olympics because he broke his left fjord.
B. Manny Cosfulli, an aspiring pizza maker from suburban Chicago, who wanted to start his own pizzeria, but didn’t have the dough.
C. 10 Rospy: The number of Rospys it takes to qualify for the Creole Big Gumbo lottery.
D. Ken Nosey, a television producer who was assigned to locate the gentleman to be the next “Bachelor.” (He chose Pope Francis.)
E. Clem Bogly, a high school running back who was critically injured flirting with his razorback.
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