Cracked 5 … March 31, 2015

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Headlines from Nursery Rhyme World

 

A. Tortoise Wins Race by a “Hare”

B. Mary Had a Little Lamb–16 pounds, 8 ounces

C. Jack Spratt’s Wife Dies of Massive Heart Attack–Clogged Arteries

D. Old Woman With Many Children “Shoe-In” for Reality Show

E. Crying Girls Testify Against Georgie Porgie in Multiple Sexual Assault Case

 

 

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PoHymn: A Rustling in the Stagnant… December 24, 2014

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Didn’t

I didn’t die today

A satisfying avoidance

I didn’t offend little ones

No millstone around my neck

I didn’t curse a tortoise for slowness

Missed that by a hare

I didn’t find a cancer cure

My apologies to the afflicted

I didn’t put all my words in the right place

Puzzling

I didn’t reject the stranger

Fewer strange, more friends

I didn’t spit on the sidewalk

Walk freely, with confidence

I didn’t win but I didn’t give up

A practical use for tomorrow

　

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