PoHymn: A Rustling in the Stagnant … January 18th, 2017

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Reasoning With Me

I am not always right

I am not usually right

I am not always wrong

I am not usually…

Wait a second!

What should I say?

I am not usually wrong?

What is usually?

More than half?

Am I wrong more than half the time?

Am I right more than half the time?

What dare I claim?

What is the truth about me?

Sometimes I don’t know if I’m right or wrong

Why am I so perplexed?

Because I’ve invested myself in me

I need things to pay off

Otherwise people will think I’m risky business

So should I lie about being wrong

To improve my right percentage?

But what if I get caught in a lie?

Is it worse to be wrong or to lie?

Which is forgivable?

And can I fool people?

For how long?

I would certainly have to believe they’re stupid

Why do I want stupid friends?

Why would they want a lying, dumb acquaintance who’s wrong over half the time?

Could I lie sometimes and tell the truth on other occasions?

What if I get it mixed up?

Is my status more important than the truth?

If so, why do I need the truth in the first place?

I can just construct a good story and then sell it

But then, who would I be able to believe?

Who could I trust?

And who is outsmarting me?

Maybe the truth does make you free

Free from bumbling, crumbling, tumbling and stumbling lying.

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Cracked 5 … August 16th, 2016

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The Main Reasons That Brenda Sue Did Not Make the Cheerleading Squad

A. She just wasn’t “cheer”y

 

B. Bumbling tumbling

 

C. She failed the “under the bleachers” examination by the team’s quarterback

 

D. Too small for the bottom of the pyramid, too fat for the top

 

E. Her pom-poms drooped under pressure

 

Cracked 5 Brenda Sue

 

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