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Valentine’s Day gifts that are leftover because for some reason, they didn’t sell well
A. A mega-20-pack pregnancy test
B. A six-month gym membership
C. Certificate for mole removal (limit 2)
D. Magical potion to eliminate halitosis
E. Four weeks of lessons on pole dancing at “The Jumping Pussy Strip Club”
The producers of jonathots would humbly request a yearly subscription donation for this inspirational opportunity