Cracked 5 … February 16th, 2019

 


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Cracked 5

Valentine’s Day gifts that are leftover because for some reason, they didn’t sell well

 

A.  A mega-20-pack pregnancy test

 

B.  A six-month gym membership

 

C.  Certificate for mole removal (limit 2)

 

D.  Magical potion to eliminate halitosis

 

E.  Four weeks of lessons on pole dancing at “The Jumping Pussy Strip Club”

Valentine's Day Naked Man

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PoHymn: A Rustling in the Stagnant … February 14th, 2018

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Hand of Love

Music is how I heal my heart

When my soul can’t touch my brain

Mercy is what I grant to you

To escape from going insane

Grace is the hand of love

Caressing what’s condemned

The law, drenched in kindness

Ready to amend

Laughter, the way I dry my tears

Compassion the pathway, allay my fears

Faith my only substantial hope

To bolster my trust, learn to cope

This morning I continued my personal story

Another day blessed this side of Glory

Do this, do that, do nothing at all

Catch my breath, cushion the fall

Inhaling the truth, made so free

Find my peace

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