Cracked 5 … March 30th, 2019

 

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Jonathots Daily Blog

(4000)

Things You Might Want to Do Upon Posting Your 4,000^th Daily Blog

 

A.  Call Leonardo DiCaprio and yell into the phone, “No! I am the King of the World!”

 

B.  Write some sort of stupid article or comedy piece to announce it

 

C.  Sit by your phone waiting for CNN and Fox News to contact you, while ordering a pizza, pretending they already did

 

D.  Pick your nose—without shame, blame or any regard for the politically correct masses

 

E.  Purposely choose to develop writer’s block

  
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Quatrain of Humor … June 24, 2013

(1923)

More life

Less strife

No fear

Good cheer

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