Cracked 5 … December 13th, 2016

 Jonathots Daily Blog

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Evidence the World is Flat

 

A.  It’s really, really hard to find anyone who is sharp

 

B.  Everything seems to roll down the alley toward the gutter

 

C.  You can see Russia from your house

 

D.  Responses lack passion, little inflection

 

E.  Water ain’t curvy, stupid 

 

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