Cracked 5 … June 19th, 2018

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Really Odd Reasons to Get Married

A.  To have that tan line around your ring finger so when you take a shower you can jump up and down in your birthday suit, saying, “Yay-yay, yay-yay! Look at me!”


B.  Your spouse’s breath smells like onion rings, so your mind never drifts too far from Burger King


C.  Turns out, with the union and marriage, you can stay with your same bank


D.  Your husband has a pet ostrich named Oscar, and he really, really, really likes you


E.  You are able to find the perfect last name to go with your first one–so much so that it even rhymes: Carol Farrell.


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