Cracked 5 … August 4th, 2015

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Ways to Avoid Being Eaten by a Shark

A. Don’t swim in a salt water and seaweed marinade

 

B. Do swim very close to fatter people

 

C. Wear medieval leg armor

 

D. Spray lots of blood into the water two miles away

 

E. Tap dance. Sharks hate Broadway.

 

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  1. I laughed out loud at all of them! What is it about Broadway that sharks dislike so much? On Aug 4, 2015 9:13 AM, “Jonathots Daily Blog” wrote:

    > jonathots posted: ” Jonathots Daily Blog (2652) Ways to Avoid Being Eaten > by a Shark A. Don’t swim in a salt water and seaweed marinade B. Do swim > very close to fatter people C. Wear medieval leg armor D. Spray lots of > blood in”

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