Cracked 5 … November 8th, 2016

 Jonathots Daily Blog

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Intriguing Ways To Commit Voter Fraud

A. Wear a hockey mask and kill people, stealing their voter cards

 

B. Report immediately if you see any Negroes near the polling station

 

C. Vote once in your KKK hood and once not

 

D. Tell them you are white and get two votes; tell them you’re a Republican and get a bonus third

 

E. Accuse a Mexican of voter fraud, and while they strip search him, sneak in and vote again

 

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